Jokes

An alsatian went to a telegram office and wrote: Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
The clerk examined the paper and told the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price.
But, the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all.