Thursday, May 28, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

Scrubs Bloopers (2 of 2)

Scrubs Bloopers (1 of 2)

Scrubs Bloopers

30 Rock - Bloopers Part 2/2

30 Rock - Bloopers Part 1/2

Seinfeld Quotes

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?
You are on the moon already. Isn't that far enough?

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Jerry Seinfeld Stand-up in New York Vol. 2

Jerry Seinfeld Stand-up in New York Vol. 1

Dr House Quotes

HOUSE: Are you a doctor?

JANE: I’m eleven…

HOUSE: That’s not an answer. It’s an evasion.

Dr House Quotes

CUDDY: You owe me 50 bucks.

HOUSE: Then you owe me half a lapdance.

Dr House Quotes

No, I called her mom a slut. Jumps anything with a pole and a pulse. Not that I’m judging here.

Dr House Quotes

"Saying there appears to be some clotting is like saying there's a traffic jam ahead. Is it a
ten-car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane? And if it is a bus, is that bus thrombotic or embolic? I think I pushed the metaphor too far."

Dr House Quotes

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

Dr House Quotes

"Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person and nothing pisses off a person more than being shoved in the wrong pigeon hole."

Dr House Quotes

"You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a— I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor."

Dr House Quotes

"There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function."

Dr House Quotes

"And humility is an important quality. Especially if you're wrong a lot.... Of course, when you're right, self-doubt doesn't help anybody, does it?"

Dr House Quotes

"The most successful marriages are based on lies."

Dr House Quotes

"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China
with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."

Dr House Quotes

"Men are pigs. [They will] pretty much have sex with anyone, fat, skinny, married, single,
complete strangers, relatives."

Dr House Quotes

"Humanity is overrated."

Dr House Quotes

"You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat."

Dr House Quotes

"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask."

Dr House Quotes

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Funniest Seinfeld Quotes - The Chinese Restaurant

“Ya know, I don’t get it. I’m not allowed to ask a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? Aren’t we all getting a little too sensitive? If somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don’t fly off the handle.”

Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld - s05e10
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